supermouse

7:48 PM

one of the funny, out-of-this-world thing about the place i work in is that it is infested with huge, giant rats! right when i thought that i already saw the wildest, craziest rats that could ever exist here in the province, i was wrong. these city rats really know how to drive everyone nuts, especially when they play tag in the ceilings. the ceilings are close to falling off because they are just so heavy and agile.

every monday, we could only imagine what these creatures did during the weekend. it's like they had a party of some kind and drunk their way into oblivion. papers are strewn everywhere, canisters are open, the toilet is filled with rat footprints, the place stinks, and the food containers look like they were hit by snipers.

the pest control team didn't help much in eradicating them.

we deduced that the food mix might have did something to their hormones, or in a way genetically altered them that made them extra strong (so you better get a load of our healthy food mix!). they even feast on the medicines we store in a sealed room! they are just impossible. that is why before the year ends, we'll be moving to another warehouse where there will be no giant, city rats that would pester us.

i saw this commercial in church about 3 weeks ago. this pretty much summarizes what kind of rats we have: strong and fighters.

watch it. it's funny.

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